The Awesomeness of dating...I know you're reading this

Um so..i went to ol' pockets with Allison tonight in Euless to see the guy SHE wants me to date. Cute. Subtle. James. By the way this story has nothing to do with him so if you want to exit...leave now.

Then we basically sailed home in Lafawnduh on all the flooded roads. She had homework, I had beer to drink. Sooo...off to Bennigan's. Here I ran into Nickolai.**

**Nickolai- [nick]-[o]-[lie]
A generally hot species of man that any given woman may meet, hit it off with for hours, who talks about wanting to settle down and start a family(EVENTUALLY, which I'm down with) and charms your pants off. Hot tattoos, hot body, Matthew Fox+Chris Vazanna.(the date i took to a friend's wedding and eventually threw his shit out the hotel room in the hall)

WEelooWellooWellooo..(chime sounds) back to a bit ago when i MET Nickolai. I bumped into him, he was wearing a shirt that said "Michael Blew Bubbles." Of course, I'm in...you know how I am with my shirts and my humor. I tell him "nice shirt." Here's where he says "thanks, you know



what it means?"
#1

So I say YES! "Michael Jackson's monkey was named Bubbles!" From there we proceeded to talk for hours, practically finishing each other's sentences. Hot, but not in a lame way. I admire




his tattoo (love them) he proceeds to tell me he got it in jail..needle point.
#2 He took my number. He left. (Of course only telling me after how he just moved into a new condo yada yada yada)

5 days later he calls. Well after a 5 day rule...you know I ain't callin' back till the next day...right


bitches?! I do. Apparently he didn't pay his bill. So I never reach him.
#3

I meet some people who incidentally know him...

#4

I see him tonight. He doesn't recognize me so I say hello. He joins my friend Brian and I and asks me for a cigarette but clearly I haven't smoked for 10 years. He takes one, he recants a story about taking a new job and being broke, so i get him a beer.

#5

He told me he was waiting on friends. Suddenly he says "I'll be right back" and takes off. (Right now "Outshined" is playing by Soundgarden) My friend Brian notices that he's sitting there with a girl for quite some time and breaks it down for me. "Kim, that's the friends he was waiting for."


*Please note the lean in. I am very savy with my camera phone.

He stays all night except when he needs an intermittent cigarette, which Brian gives him and notes my politeness. (weird huh?! AND "What Goes Around" is playing by Justin Timberlake") He DOES however ask me to come over to his "condo" Monday or Tuesday for a little "pool party." (he also did this the first night I met him...little does he know I haven't gotten into a swimming suit since i was 2)

Brian (who is awsome and nothing but a friend well, we proceeded to enjoy the rest of our evening) and he's leaving...HHHHHHHHHere comes Nickolai. "Hey I'm with this girl and she's a friend and she wants to "eeesh" and I'm like "oooh." As in trying to convince me he's not interested in her with his fidgety facial expressions and little noises.
"I'll get my phone turned on back soon, I'll call you"

Eeeesh to the ooooh motherfucker.